The first case of RonaRhoid was found in a young pregnant woman in Piccairn General Hospital in the Pitcairn Islands. RonaRhoid is a dangerous mixture of coronavirus and hemorrhoids. The young woman was double-unvaccinated and results from the hospital detected the co-presence of both hemorrhoids and the COVID-19 pathogens.
Symptoms include:
- fever* or feeling feverish/chills (It’s important to note that not everyone with flu will have a fever.)
- cough
- sore throat
- runny or stuffy nose
- muscle or body aches
- headaches
- farting your ass out when you sneeze.
- fatigue (tiredness)
- some people may experience vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults
When asked about the new variant, Dr. Fauci said “It’s something I’ve been battling with for years, there is no known cure”.
We will update the story as new information comes to light.
